Your textbooks have a second career.

You paid hundreds of dollars for books you opened twice. But those 1,400-page bricks of paper are not done working for you. They are furniture, gym equipment, garage tools, and garden helpers — anything except a book. This site is a tongue-in-cheek celebration of the hardest-working unread books on Earth.

The collection

The Textbook Workout

Clearly comedic fitness: curls, presses, and balance challenges for people whose gym membership is also gathering dust.

Garage and Garden Duty

From wheel chocks to kneeling pads to plant risers — where old textbooks truly belong: anywhere but a shelf.